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Friend 1: I'm going to the mall tonight! Friend 2: I'm

Friend 1: I'm going to the mall tonight!
Friend 2: I'm going to a party tonight!
Friend 3: I'm going to the movies tonight!
Me: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

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posted October 26, 2012 at 11:28pm UTC tagged with funny

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The Toast & The Knife Random observation: The knife, while a far superior tool for spreading jam onto toast, is entirely horrendous at actually getting the jam out of the jar. It always falls onto one side and back into the jar, or falls mid transit from said jar to said toast. Its smaller size and surface area also makes repeated trips from toast to jar and back necessary, thereby increasing the likelihood of spilled jam during the round trip. Why knife, why? nmq-TylerKnott
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