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Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always

Horror movies are always so stereotypicial.  They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.

You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?

Walmart.

"Cleanup on isle 13."
"But there is no isle 13..."


mq/©iridescentstorm

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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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HEADS UP!!!! I just looked back on this and saw that I had claimed this quote. I did NOT actually come up with this, my sister read it to me and I thought she made it up, but apparently she saw this on Tumblr (why she didn't alert me of this ahead of time, I'm not sure, I mean, I DID tell her that it was going on witty...) anyways, sorry for any confusion. Btw OMG THANKYOU I WAKE UP AND SEE 416 NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!
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twerkit_girl 1 decade ago
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that's not funny.
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livlivo 1 decade ago
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that explains why it got 758+ faves
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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Need some aloe vera for that burn? Lol, thanks, I was kinda like, "Oh." when I saw that, if you know what I mean :)
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forgetxmexnot 1 decade ago
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omg yes!
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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder 1 decade ago
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LMAO.
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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that's a good idea let me make that movie for you
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converse97 1 decade ago
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I could imagine there being intense music to go along with the lines.
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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Totally. ;)
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mango824 1 decade ago
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I would so see that
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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I'd be first in like, lol :)
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mango824 1 decade ago
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lol
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mango824 1 decade ago
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YES
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JusttSmilee 1 decade ago
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i love this xD
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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lol thanks :)
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JusttSmilee 1 decade ago
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np :P
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TurtleRawr 1 decade ago
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You know, that might be the first movie I get scared at. :O
BRILLIANT
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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Why thank you... "Who spilled the ketchup?" "That's not ketchup..."
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TurtleRawr 1 decade ago
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I love it! xD
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iridescentstorm 1 decade ago
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Haha thanks :)
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TurtleRawr 1 decade ago
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Np! :3
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posted October 27, 2012 at 1:29pm UTC tagged with funny

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