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when you have a band-aid on your finger, washing your hands becomes
when you have a band-aid on your finger,
washing your hands becomes extremely
difficult and awkward.
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*Me at the hair salon* me: ugh I hate this hair washing chair me: ow that hurts me: wow that shampoo smells really good me: i wanna buy it me: jk its probably like $75 a bottle me: im getting a neck cramp in this thing me: crap i think i just swallowed my gum hair dresser: "okay you can go to my chair now" hair dresser: *starts cutting my hair* me: wait thats not my natural part me: is that gunna affect my hair cut me: oh well lets just hope for the best me: la la la lalalaala me: im bored me: lol i look like cousin it me: pshhh i don't know who that is me: uhm that piece looks a little short me: thats not how short all my hair is right?! me: yup it is me: wahhhh why did i get my hair cut me: no its okay it'll look better when she blow dries it me: okay well...yea it's still short me: don't ask me questions with the blow dryer in my ear me: i can't hear what you are saying me: ill just say okay and smile me: why is she looking at me funny me: what did i just agree too? me: i wish i had somewhere to go with my hair looking this nice me: how does she do that thing with the blow dryer and the brush? me: whenever i try it my hair just gets stuck in the brush me: i wanna go to beauty school me: jk i don't trust myself with scissors near peoples faces me: is this almost over me: great my nose is itchy me: can you move that piece of hair out of my eye me: hey i just met you and thi- me: noooo me: great now that song is stuck in my head me: yay i can finally leave me: no hair spray isn't necessary hair dresser: "okay you're all done" me: well that was a painful two hours
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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