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My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?

I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!


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Dafuq did I just read.

 

3 Comments

ashweyhoran 1 decade ago
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA,oh my gosh,i can't...
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ChekkaWay 1 decade ago
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahaha that must be fake. unless she was crazy. and him. a normal person would have outside or themselves at least! XD
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ilovestars 1 decade ago
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i laughed so hard tears came to my eyes! (:
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