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posted October 30, 2012 at 10:07am UTC tagged with
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If you have facebook can you go on and like the page haha very funny but im not going to laugh because i hate you
Here We Go; 1. Do you sleep in your bra? No. 2. Do you like noodles? Yup. 3. Do you enjoy drama? No. 4. Are you a girly girl? No. 5. Small or large purses? Small. 7. Are you short? No. 8. Do you like somebody? No. 9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Nope. 10. Do you like Halloween? Yupppers. 11. Favorite time of year? Fall♥ 12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In A Line At Water Wiz c; 13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yes ..my friend... 14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? How should I know Be Honest: 1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Bluee c; sportss 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Doesnt matter 3. Longest relationship? Never had one 4. Do you have a best friend? Yup 5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Nopee 6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Nope 7. Do you like your life? Yeeah 8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yeah. 9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Same I guesss. 10. How long have you had a facebook? Umm..4TH Grade. 11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Nope 12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Dark.. 13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? no. 14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yeah. 15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yepp. 16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeah. 17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Nooo. 18. Are you currently missing someone? Yes. 19: What are you doing right now? Taking this quiz :P 20. Cowboy or gangster? Coowboy. 21. Face or body? Umm..Idk. 22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet. 23. Contacts or glasses? Neither. Yourself: 1. Eyeliner or mascara? Mascara. 2. Pink or black? Pink 3. Pumps or flats? Flats. 4. Skirts or pants? Pants 5. Socks or leggings? Leggings. 6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies. 7. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers. 8. Straight or curly hair? Straight -_-. 9. White or black? White. 10. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies. 11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular. 12. Water or daiquiris? Water. 13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds. 14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? I don't know? 15. iPod or cell phone? Cell Phone. 16. Friends or family? Both. 17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Gloss. 18. Manicure or pedicures? Pedicure. 19. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops. 20. Big sunglasses or small? Big. 21. Sunglasses or purses? Sunglasses. In a Guy: 1. Funny or serious? Definitely funny. 2. Romantic or daredevil? Both. 3. Dark eyes or light eyes? Either. 4. Long hair or short hair? Shortiish. 5. Curly hair or straight hair?Either. 6. Hockey player or football player? Hockey.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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