Hurricane Katrina: Let me tell you something about Sandy. We

Hurricane Katrina: Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I'd rate her a 1 and I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like "why am I rated so low?" And I'd be like "why are you so obsessed with me?" Then for my birthday party, which was an all category 3 and up party, I was like "Sandy, I can't invite you, cause you're a category 1." I mean, I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wiping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school cause no one would talk to her, and she came back in October and now I guess she's destroying the entire east coast.