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The Sky is crying. She and the Sun broke up again. I hate when

The Sky is crying.
She and the Sun broke up again.
I hate when they're not together
because I love sunny skies.
They should get back together soon.
They make a good couple.
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posted October 30, 2012 at 8:41pm UTC tagged with funny

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I was trying to tell my friend, Shelbi, the story of Jack and the Beanstalk. It got a little out of hand... "Jack went to trade the family cow for money to buy food but on the way to the market, he ran into... I don't know, Rumpelstiltskin, I guess. And he traded the cow for magic beans. So Jack went home and showed the magic beans to his mom and she was like, "You stupid idiot! I'm hungry!!" and she threw the beans out the window. The next morning, there was a giant beanstalk and Jack was all, "Ooh! Imma climb that!" So he went up and there was a golden goose--well, the goose wasn't golden. It laid golden eggs--and oh, yea! There was a harp too!" "Kristen, can we add a camel to the story?" "Sure, why not... So the golden goose didn't want to leave the giant's castle because it's best friend, the camel, was there. But Jack didn't want the camel because it didn't lay golden eggs... Or any eggs for that matter. So Jack continued to steal the harp and the golden goose and the giant was like "Fee, fi, fo, fum!" and the camel was like "Nooooo, best friend!" and Jack slid down the beanstalk and became very rich." The End!
There are so many things in my school that can be compared to Hogwarts. Our principal is like Professor Umbridge. Our English teachers are like the defense against the dark arts teachers (I've had four in three years!) There's a rule in our handbook that says "Inciting or participating in unauthorized student assembly" is punishable by immediate suspension- the Ministry is interfering! All we need is our own Room of Requirement!

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