I understand that scissors can
beat paper
and I get how rock can beat scissors,
but there is no way paper can beat rock.
Paper is suppose to magically wrap around
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper
do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why
can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of College Ruled Notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
why, because paper can't beat anybody, a
rock woulds tear it up in seconds. When I
play rock, paper, scissors I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, "Sorry, I thought paper would
protect you."
~nmq~
and I get how rock can beat scissors,
but there is no way paper can beat rock.
Paper is suppose to magically wrap around
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper
do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why
can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of College Ruled Notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
why, because paper can't beat anybody, a
rock woulds tear it up in seconds. When I
play rock, paper, scissors I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, "Sorry, I thought paper would
protect you."
~nmq~
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AHAHAHAHA! omgssh lol.