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Sorry, I can't hangout. My Uncle's cousin's sister-in-law's


Sorry, I can't hangout.
My Uncle's cousin's sister-in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time ;)  

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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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It was quite the tragedy.
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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hahah indeed :b
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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we all cried. I have to wear a dress to the funeral...
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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he will be dearly missed.
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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He was our most productive family's friend's pet.
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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the best goldfish i've ever met
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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poor fellow, he could've made billions
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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he was going to invent the microwave
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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yes, and he was distantly related to the president's daughter's best friend's goldfish. Distantly..
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue 1 decade ago
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his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly 1 decade ago
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Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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posted November 2, 2012 at 7:34pm UTC tagged with funny

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