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(::[ ]::) THAT Akward Moment WHen YOur BanDaiD iS tAnNer ThAn
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THAT Akward Moment WHen YOur BanDaiD iS tAnNer ThAn yoU
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posted November 4, 2012 at 1:51pm UTC tagged with
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Basics 1. Name: Alyssa 2. Age: 13 3. Height: 5'3 4. Date of Birth: June 03, 1999 5. Eye Color: Hazel 6. Religion: Athiest (I dont Beleive in God) 7. Sexuality: straight Looks 8. Hair Color: Dyed Scarlet Origanally Dirty Blonde 9. Eye Color: Hazel 10. Weight: Ummmm Like 120 I think? 11. Skin Tone: White but tannish 12. Piercings/Tattoos: ear peircing 13. Jewelry: Necklace with a horse shoe 4 leaf clover and a ring thats too big 14. Build: Athletic and Curvy Personality 15. Funny or Serious? funny 16. Hard working or lazy? usually hardworking except on school things 17. Flirty or reserved? Flirty 18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Very Bubbly 19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? Both i guess 20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? Sporty Have You Ever 21. Slapped someone in the face? Yes, 3 people 22. Lost touch with a good friend? yeah :( 23. Kissed someone for a dare? No Never Kissed anyone 24. Drank alcohol? yeah 25. Broke a bone? Yeah, my poor toe 26. Got chickenpox? not yet 27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Never 28. Stepped on a bug? Yes, Sorry :'( 29. Rode a horse? ANd fallen off lol 30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? No How Many 31. TVs are in your house? 4 and 3 (divorced parents) 32. People have you kissed? Zippo 33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 2 but im notsitting on any 34. Best friends do you have? 2 but 1 is mad at me :'( 35. PCs or laptops are in your house? 1 pc, 2 laptops and 1 laptop This or That? 36. Summer or Winter? Summer but cheerleadings in the winter so both 37. Strawberry or Banana? BaNaNa 38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? Justin Bieber 39. Eminem or Kanye Wes? Eminem 40. Vegetables or Fruits? Veggies 41. Books or Movies? MOViEs 42. Hugs or Kisses? I wish Kisses but i guess Hugs 43. Rock or Pop? Pop Name The Last Person That... 44. Hugged you? Brendan 45. Kissed you? NO ONE :( 46. Thanked you? KAthryn 47. Flirted with you? Matt N. 48. Insulted you? Matt N. 49. Made you laugh? Matt N. 50. Made you cry? Kathryn Lasts 51. Ate? CHocolate! 52. Drank? Diet Pepsi 53. Talked to? Kathryn 54. Word Spoke? I'm Sorry 55. Time cried? Last Night 56. Time laughed? Friday :( Firsts 57. Best friend? Gavin and Kristen 58. Crush? Gavin 59. Boyfriend? Mike 60. dog? R.I.P. Zoe 61. Kiss? Still No one 62. Took steps? Idk When i was A Baby Random 63. Do you own any brand shirts? Yeah 64. What languages do you know? English ANd I can count to 4 in spanish haha 65. Do you like to sing? Yeah, But I Kinda Stink haha 66. Are you competitive? Matters WHo im Up AgAinst 67. What are you afraid of? COugh Cough, Potato Eyes 68. Who do you miss? Devyn 69. Are you a virgin? Yess 70. Do you like photography? Matters what its of
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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