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God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes

God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close.

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posted November 8, 2012 at 6:10pm UTC tagged with funny

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Friend: How old is your dad. Me: He is as old as I am. Friend: How is it possible? Me: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
Question #34: My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years. Monday we got in a fight and we haven't talked since, is it over? If you had just started dating a week ago, I would say it was over. But two years is a long time to be in a relationship. If you don't want it to be over, don't let it be over. You've both had some time to calm down, so try talking to him. Tell him you're sorry. If you want your relationship to work, sometimes you just need to agree to disagree.