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Best. Conversation. Ever. Question to discuss: make up an awesome

Best. Conversation. Ever.

 

Question to discuss:
make up an awesome story!

You: One Upon a Time, there was a lady
You: She was an old lady
You: And she died
Stranger: because a unicorn shot her
Stranger: in the neck
Stranger: with a meatball
You: But
You: She wasn't really dead
You: And then
You: came a bunny rabbit
You: Who jumped on her stomach
You: And the lady exploded
You: With a fried pickle in her ear
Stranger: that sang the ABCs backwards every 7 minutes
You: And then
Stranger: you got me pregnant and I'm having twins
You: I am very excited
You: What shall they be named, love?
Stranger: its a boy and a girl.. so you can decide one. (:
You: Okay, how about Harry.
You: Harry Potter.
Stranger: no. 'cause then we'll die and he'll live under the stairs. :c
You: Ooooo, Luke.
Stranger: Lucas?
You: Yes.
Stranger: What will his middle name be?
You: Skywalker.
Stranger: no.
You: Laawl.
You: Umm..
Stranger: Christopher. ?
You: Adorable, yes.
Stranger: Yay. (: and his sister shall be Sarah Guinevere. c:
You: I don't like the name Sarah, we should change her first name.
Stranger: awhh. okay. to what?
You: Hmm.. What about, Rosalia?
You: We can call her Rose.
Stranger: nah. the name's too long if she gets in trouble.
You: True, true.
Stranger: Delilah?
You: Beautiful.
Stranger: Lucas Christopher and Delilah Guinevere. (: Luke & Gwen? c:
You: Awww.
You: They shall be the most adorable children in the world.
Stranger: yesh<3 they'll have blue-green eyes.
You: Yes, yes.
Stranger: what about their hair?
You: Either dark brown, or light blonde, I think.
Stranger: Light blonde is my hair color. (:
You: And blue-green is my eye colour.
You: (:
You: Perfectoo.
Stranger: yes, sweetheart. our beautiful kids<3
You:
Stranger: ;*
You: :3
Stranger: ^-^ but our kids can't be born out of wedlock. :c
You: Than we must marry!
Stranger: You haven't asked me yet. :c
You: Will you marry me, my love?
Stranger: Yes! oh my gosh! *cries tears of joy*
You: *Grins like idiot* I love you so much!
Stranger: I love you too! *kisses you*
You: *Kisses you happily and passionately*
Stranger: *hugs you while kissing you*
You: *Holds you*
Stranger: *lives happily ever after with you in our large family home with our twin children whom are
both very smart and active kids and our great dane named Sammie*
You: *lives happily ever after*
Stranger: *dies with you in a tragic car accident at the age of 105 *

2 Comments

lolz62 1 decade ago
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amazing.
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bunnylover43 1 decade ago
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LAWL
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Roxeyd

posted November 9, 2012 at 11:09pm UTC tagged with story

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