i wish my shower was my boyfriend
it doesn't judge me when it show it my body,
it doesn't mind if i sing to it
it washes away my makeup, telling met that im beautiful
it doesnt mind seeing me naked
it lets me see it for as long as i want
it lets me cry on its shoulders
it lets me change its body temperature so im confortable
it washes away my insecurites
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Serotonin
1 decade ago
Your shower tells you you're beautiful? Where can I buy a shower like that?
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1 decade ago
Ok. Go to WalMart and ask to see the Manager. Then take him into the candy isle. Take a 3 Musketeer's bar and put it on top of his head. Then ask for Jerome. The Manager should take you into the unisex bathrooms, and then you will wait on the right side of the sink for Jerome. When a tall man wearing green and purple stripes walks in, ask him where the llama lives. Then slip him a 20 dollar bill. He will take you to the dungeon and give you your shower.
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Serotonin
1 decade ago
LOLOLOLOL
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