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reason's why i'm still single: ✔ can't date the

reason's why i'm still single:
✔ can't date the internet.
✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
✔ can't date witty.
✔ can't date myself.
 can't date music.









i dont know.


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niCol22 1 decade ago
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can't date food
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posted November 16, 2012 at 12:00am UTC tagged with funny

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