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24601* 1 decade ago
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Join us Athiests.We have Nutella.
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BaileyGirl 1 decade ago
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some people are ovverreacting. Do you think the devil wanted to be the leader of hell? No. He sinned the most, so God forced him down there. the Devil was an angel once too, remember that before you embarass yourself over something like this. People have different beliefs ; let them.
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kiwi* 1 decade ago
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Satan ? or Satin? lol had to ask :3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Satan.. Satin is a fabric.
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kiwi* 1 decade ago
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I know satin is a fabric.. lol that's why I had to ask if it was Satan or Satin.. o.o
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LostAndLonely 1 decade ago
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haha why does satan need love? What has he done right to deserve to be loved? ( i wanna beat this arguement)
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Well, i'm going to bed so... you can win?
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LostAndLonely 1 decade ago
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Yes bit'ch i always win my arguments.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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It's funny how i'm one person and none have you have beaten me in an argument yet..
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marianneexoxo 1 decade ago
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You guys are so stupid. People believe in different things. Its like anyone judging you for believing God or whatever you believe in. Let her be.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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It's him, and I don't believe in Satan lol.. It's just funny when people get scared when I talk about Satanic things.
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marianneexoxo 1 decade ago
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I know. Some people overract to this type of stuff
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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Ok, I have a serious question, and I do understand I probably (most likely) sound like an idiot, but do you actually believe that Satan should be loved? I'm not trying to be insulting in anyway, I'm honestly just wondering. I'm not trying to take sides either, just quite interested in your opinion.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Honestly... If you love Satan, I think that's 110% okay. If you love "god" I think that's 110% okay. But when people start telling you that "god" is real and that "god" controls everything and they're trying to shove their religion down my throat. That is not okay. You see, real Christians Catholics, ect. Wouldn't need to explain to others why "god" is real, or what they are supposed to believe in. Real religious people just believe in what they believe and let others do the same.
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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I do agree with most of what you said that Christians should not shove their religion down other peoples throat. Yes, I am a Christian. I'm glad you are actually mature about the conversation, I can clearly see you respect other religions, which I think is great. I believe that Christians should show the love of God through their actions, not ALWAYS (key word is always) speak it. I don't like it either when someone forces their opinion down my throat. It's quite annoying.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I just like to question religion you know? And if you ask people tough questions, they get mad and ignorant.
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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I get what you mean, that's why I just sit back and think "Ha, this is... interesting." I honestly rarely respond with an ignorant comment, I don't believe that's a good way to support your belief. I don't like questioning religion's really, mostly because I don't like offending people. I'm not saying you like to, I'm just saying.. Well yes you have the point. But thank you for sharing your opinion. I enjoyed it. (No, that wasn't suppose to sound sarcastic, I'm not trying to make it sound like that.) Ahh, I care too much about what people think.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I like offending people, lol.
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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LOL, well ok then. :3
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charlieisnotaunicorn 1 decade ago
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enjoying the butthurt sh.itstorm holla
#teamsatan
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BananaPinkytoes 1 decade ago
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This quote makes you realize how many people are truly blinded by the darkness of the world...
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Saphacier 1 decade ago
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He was joking. Satan isn't real anyway.
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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omg thank you ikr.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I can see pretty well actually.
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BananaPinkytoes 1 decade ago
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Really? How great! God must of gave you a miracle! Oh wait, you worship satan. Satan, the one who causes death, disease, grief and suffering.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Okay, I wish to die right now.. why aren't i dead yet?
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BananaPinkytoes 1 decade ago
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Just because you wish to do does not mean it will happen. God still loves you even though you don't love him. Even satan was once an angel. Pure, Holy and worshiped God. He got too big headed and thought he was superior to God.1 John 4:8 Whoever does not love, does not know God. For God is love. This little bible verse right here counteract you statement. To know God is the only way to love. It also says in John 3:16 That god loved the world, not just believers. The world, that includes you. He loves you more than you could know.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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God is a cu.nt, I don't care.. lol. Bible was written by men. All known information about Jesus was not written until 20-50 years after his death. All information from the bible is extremely innacurate. Scientificly everything makes sense.
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BananaPinkytoes 1 decade ago
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Scientificly you're an .
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Okay.
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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Well this is quite interesting.
The comments and the quote.
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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Why are there so many comments
people just ignore it if you find this offensive
please stop fighting
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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did you know that if satan didnt tempt Adam and Eve to eat the un-holy fruit there would be no cancer? that there would be no such thing as leuikemia? any kind of fatal sickness? yup pretty damn awesome saviour you have here...
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Saphacier 1 decade ago
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Something tells me you're way too christian.... You have no idea what causes diseases. Go take biology.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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i honestly dont give a flying f*ck
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charlieisnotaunicorn 1 decade ago
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lawl and jesus can't just kill a couple cancer cells ok
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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ive never seen satan do it. people have recovered from cancer so thats a the work of God.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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You... I've lost hope.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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its too late for you too hunny
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Says who? did god tell you? What did he say?
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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well im not God, nor have i spoken to him but i imagine him :shaking his head at you and hoping you would choose a different path. and i cant interpret the rest but i think that will get my point across
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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You imagine him doing that because god is part of your imagination.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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well then so is satan
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I didn't say I worshipped him? lol
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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yeah but then if they guy i that i worship is possibly a figment of imagination then so can the guy you worship. only fair right?
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I worship nobody..
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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ah so ur an atheist? congradulations. idgaf
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charlieisnotaunicorn 1 decade ago
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oh, oh, so you've seen god do it then? aah finally some proof that that actually did happen! care to share that proof?
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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people will think ur the slowest person ever, but ok knock urself out.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Did you know that If there was no such thing as religion 9/11 wouldn't have happened or WWII? Nice try though. I also bet you didn't know that there is a cure for almsot every cancer, they don't cure people because they don't have the medicine pattented and cancer is a big money maker. Nice try though.. nice try.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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but in the end if people just worried about themselves and not other poeple and their opinions NONE of this would have happened either.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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That's one of the main theories in Satanism, proving our points yet again.
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soup6996 1 decade ago
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I'm just helpping him, but look up Satanism for me once quick, please.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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for your sake, i did look it up, and the "article" i read said something like "satanism believes in an eye for an eye" well a famous person oncce said "an eye for an eye will make the whole world blind." i will admit, as a christian, the whole "satanism" thing is pretty interesting, but honestly, its almost kina like doing drugs, its kinda cool, but you kinda know deep, deep, deep, down inside its not the...right...chioce. ya know? and i dont mean to be rude when i saw these things, cuz in the end people have the right to belive what they choose. and when i say all this i am speaking from a civil, perspective.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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*reads an article on satanism* *thinks she knows it all* *says something ignorant* *completely ignores my long comment because she knows i'm right*
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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i was replying to someone else so you can number one calm the f.uck down, two i read a little bit of that article, do i want to know it all? f.uck no because i could honestly care less about what you believe in. if you think your right, fine then, idc. what do you want now a gold star?
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Spencer Grace✨* 1 decade ago
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lol @ people freaking out.
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psychosis* 1 decade ago
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Smoke meth, hail Satan.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Smoke math, hail Santa. Sorry, i'm dyslexic.
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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stupid quote obviously made by a stupid person.
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soup6996 1 decade ago
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that is called bullying, and that is frowned upon.
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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lol
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charlieisnotaunicorn 1 decade ago
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by JESUS
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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no
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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You obviously know nothing of your so called "religion"
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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oh i thought she meant something else, my bad. I know more than you all do obviously~
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Nah.
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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hah.
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soup6996 1 decade ago
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Why thank you.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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And who are you to judge a quote or me? Wasn't a teaching of Jesus not to judge others?
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soccertrack 1 decade ago
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im not judging you...im just saying Satin was a very bad man and i really dont think anyone should support him...do you even know what he did....
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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How can Satin be a bad man? What did that fabric ever do to you?
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis 1 decade ago
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LOL I have to admit, that was pretty funny.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Lol. Thanks.
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Shortie* 1 decade ago
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lolololol. im a christian, but i had to laugh at that.
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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wow you now scare me i dont worship satan i worship crist and only crist
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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If you're going to worship somebody you should probably know how to spell their name first...
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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says the devil worshipper
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I actually worship myself, and no higher being. But thanks.
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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he who doesnt beleive in christ shall suffer eternal death look in up in the bible
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Lol... The bible was written by man. Why should I let some guy over 2000 years ago tell me how to live my life? I bet you don't even know when "Jesus" was really born, or his real name.
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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and when you said satin wants love no he doesnt want love he wants hate cause thats all he is is hate
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Satin is a type of fabric, not sure what you're getting at?
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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im not telling you what to do but you will pay the price....just sayin
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Why are we talking about fabric? I don't understand?
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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hey you say satan needs love? he had love. god loved him when he was an angel but he rejected that love of christ because he wanted to be worshipped just like god.....so....obviously he doesnt want love because for 1 he rejectd it and for 2 he is satan satan doesnt work for love he works for evil
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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wow if you dont understand wut im talking about you must be retarded and i know your only saying tht cause your dumb a.ss aint got nothin to say cuz you know im right
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Saphacier 1 decade ago
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Lol Butthurt christian threatening eternal damnation. Haven't seen that one before.
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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lol stupid witty person who thinks hes big and tough havent seen that before
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Saphacier 1 decade ago
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I'm not stupid I'm smarter than you. I'm atheist so I win you illogical moron.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Lol, you make me laugh.
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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hahahahaha wow you crack me up! cuz i honestly dont give 2 sh.its if your an ahiest dumb a.ss
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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you obviously do sense you were responding to her comments
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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no duh dip and you know wut i said so why dont you go reply to that oh ya cuz you know im right
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ijustwannakissyoubaby 1 decade ago
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Christ*
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Tristen55 1 decade ago
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yaeh!! :)
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charlieisnotaunicorn 1 decade ago
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blood blood blood blood blood blood blood babies
<3 satan 5evr
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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5evr nd evr bby.
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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted 1 decade ago
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Satan <3
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie 1 decade ago
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XD Oh my gosh. This is such a troll quote.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Why, because Satan is my lord and savior?
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soup6996 1 decade ago
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Sir, the people who don't get the joke are probably the same people who think Satanism is actually about worshipping Satan.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Thank you, lmfao... somebody who understands. I love you.
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soup6996 1 decade ago
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lol No problem.
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