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Wife: "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway

Wife:  "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway that go's from 0 to 60 in 2 minutes"

Husband: "ok!"
                                next   day.

Wife: *sees a large-ish box in the driveway*
          "oh, haha , very funny Its a weigh scales , is'nt it??"



Husband:  "nope, its renesmee cullen!!!!!!"
         
"Happy birthday!!!"



This is ALL my quote:)

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MadeOfPaper 1 decade ago
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HA!
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posted November 19, 2012 at 2:15pm UTC tagged with funny

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