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If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe on a table



If I had a dollar for every time I stubbed my toe on a table leg, I'd buy a bulldozer and destroy a table factory.

 

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:)* 1 decade ago
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i've broken 2 toes doing that. so i agree
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ZachBoss77 1 decade ago
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YOU STEALER FROM EARL! I WAS GONNA POST THIS
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music_is_forever1 1 decade ago
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
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music_is_forever1 1 decade ago
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TOO LATE I STOLE IT FIRST SO IN YOUR FACE!!!
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posted November 19, 2012 at 9:41pm UTC tagged with funny

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