Me and my crush have an inside joke and its a tad inappropriate..its "I GOT F*CKED BY A PARSNIP" and i yelled that at the park at this guy i thought was my crush and it wasn't, it was my friends really hot brother...he looks at me awkwardly now...lol
one time I was drinking some juice in lunch sitting right in front of him, and it went down the wrong pipe and I started choking. And i was just sitting there dying and he was like wtf
I just got done taking a shower and wanted some candy. So I got on my bike and headed to the gas station. As I was leaving the gas station him and ten others showed up and I turned around and took the long way home so he couldn't see me look like crap. The next day he asked me why I didn't say hi. I was confused and asked what he was talking about. He said he saw me at the gas station and he knew I saw him also. I just said I was chasing after my friend.... he knew I was lying.
I was talking to my friend in the hall way and My Crush went into the bathroom. We finished or conversation and was about to go back to s=class when she stopped me "Wait here for a second' Sierra (my friend) said. Right after she said that Matthew (my crush) walked out. "ACACIA SAYS HI" Sierra yelled out and he waved back....my face was red and he was smiling lets just say i have one class that just happens to be my longest class
the whole school were walking in a parking lot (we just left the football field cause there was a pep rally) and i was walking on a speed bump and my shoes were all muddy and i slipped and fell right on my AND i brought my best friend down with me cause i didn't wanna look dumb... and i think my crush saw it -_______- well he's actually my ex-crush now. ahaha
My friend was talking to him on Facebook the night before the 'thing' happened and she gave him my number and he text me asking if I like him and I said yeah and then we was just texting. Then at dinner they was all shouting HARRYYYY as he walked past and then they went to the cantine so my friends just HAD to go to that way and they all shouted HARRYYYY here she is! Here's Dominica and just had to fast walk past him like oh...my...god... And he was just there like looking at my bright red face and after I went his mates were like oohhh that's the one that likes youu and he was just there like f/ck off! I was SOO embarrassed!
I was walking across the street while talking to him, and my friend that I haven't seen in a while yelled "Hi Mackenzie!!!" from behind me. I turn around to wave, and BAM!!! I run into a pole and he starts laughing.
we were playing softball, him 1st base, me on second, when the ball was thrown to second i just stood there like a potato and he had to run all the way over to catch it.
we were acting for a play together, and he had to come right up to my face in the play, and during rehersals I turned around and he was right infront of me, and i kind of like whacked my head into his whilst turning around
we were at the movies and i had just had a ton of soda.. and i was gonna like burp and i was like freakkkinggg out! and i was just like ill do it when the movie gets really loud! then it got really quiet.. and it just kinda slipped out. the whole theater turned and looked at me, including him. it was just awkward
He had a piece of tape on his butt and so I told my friend. She told him and she's all like,"Tara noticed it. She was eyeing it the whole period." He heard...
I had a wedgie so I tried to pull up my pants and then my crush came and then saw my touching my butt so I tried to cover it up and say " WASSUP LIAM! WASSUP!" and then ran off
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