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guyssss ♥ he asked me out (: ...JK he called me a b/tch
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he asked me out (:
...JK he called me a b/tch xP
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posted November 21, 2012 at 5:18am UTC tagged with
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♥Love♥ Is love really just an emotion? Just somthing we know, Or does it cause heart erosion, Too obvious to show? It is when one feels for another more than the rest, A deep passion or them alone... They, so called, "pass the test", They turn your brain into a broken down drone. You cannot express to them how you feel, It's hidden inside a cage... But if somebody else tells them what is real, It's an automatic fit of rage. You smile at their texts, Even the worst mood can dissappear... They fix all of your broken train wrecks, And they always stay sincere. You want to ask them about the arts, Without dropping dead.... You want them always in your heart... Not in your bed. You think about them all day, They are a constant thought, Hoping you don't scare them away, Because their approval is all thy ever sought. The day you met you remember, What they said to you... But th past is the past, however, Have they changed anew? You ask thm out of honesty, "Do you like me?" They stare at you unbelievably, Shocked by he words on the person they see. "Yes," They say shyly. Looking up at you, You know they liked you blindy, You know what to do. You ask them out on a date, Nearly pass out then... They respond a simple, "Yes," And suddenly you are th pen. Writing Writing a love story so unique, Fine and original... Some people may read it and weep, And weep from happiness they shall. So is love just an emotion? No, love is something more... It's the stirring of crazy sorts of notions, And mass romance galore♥
I searched the globe in search of you, Your time is now up... Your time is now through. Hair as black as night, Eyes deep as the sea, I will fill your dreams with fright, Giving only seconds to flee. So run run, As fast as you can. I will catch you, I know that I can. I carry not one, But two deadly knives, I sharpen them both, For when I take lives. I'm sick of you mortals, All "fancy" and "cool", Well I'm the knew boss here, I'm meant to rule. Killed by a fire, Death really reeks, The killer's a liar, Now guess who's the freak? Glasgow smille, from ear to ear, I'm what nightmares are made of, I'm truly the worst fear. Hunt in the darkness, Like a jaguar, Sleep heavy, fool... It'll take me quite far. You can try to run, You can try to hide, But my blade will find you, Skin and steel collide. My name is Jeff The Killer, I'm scarred without a doubt, But you know when I'm coming, "Cuz people often shout. "Jeff, Jeff, Has struck again! Will this madness ever end? Jeff The Killer is awaiting us now, Lock your doors, pray and bow!" And when you're in bed, To hear not a peep, You better start running if you hear: Go To Sleep.
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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