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A good relationship is built on comprimise and love. But you





A good relationship is built on comprimise and love.
But you have to make sure that you don't mistake
comprimise with being fake, because for some reason,
a lot of girls don't seem to understand this concept.

For Example: Your boyfriend loves to play basketball,
but you HATE basketball
What you shouldn't do: be a Mitt Romney and tell him you LOVE
basketball and pretend like you watch it 24/7 and go on
and on about how you love the Celtics and Kevin Garnett
even though you know absolutley nothing about both.
What you should do: Even though you hate basketball, go
support him at his games and make signs a yell "GO
'INSERT NAME HERE'!!" every five seconds. Even though
he knows you hate it, he'll be happy you took the time
to support him regardless.

SEE? Comprimise!! Now that wasn't so hard was it!?!
Now, if you don't follow these rules then eventually
he will discover that you are fake and then
he will dump your a/ss faster than you can say "Niall Horan"
  and then you will have to enroll
catlovers anonymous and begin your collection.


 

6 Comments

livlivo 1 decade ago
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"don't be a Mitt Romney" LOLOL
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Aj01 1 decade ago
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witty in a nutshell
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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago
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All I took out of this is Niall Horan(;
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TurtleRawr 1 decade ago
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THIS. XD
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Peace1231 1 decade ago
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i just realized i spelled compromise wrong throughout this entire quote lol.
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Jahyvie 1 decade ago
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omfg "What you shouldnt do: Be a Mitt Romney..."
I'am dying lol. That made my day.
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Peace1231

posted November 23, 2012 at 8:35pm UTC tagged with funny

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