So this guy was trying to hit on this
girl in my class today and this happened.
Douche: Hey
Girl:..
Douche: HEY
Girl: What?
Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
That girl just happened to be me.
Douche: Hey
Girl:..
Douche: HEY
Girl: What?
Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my d!ck
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard. lol *Hi fives bros*
Girl: Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
That girl just happened to be me.
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xxKlodixx
1 decade ago
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. GUINNESS
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OneDirectionsfuturewifeey
1 decade ago
OMG that is exactly what i would sayxD
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Eli123qwe
1 decade ago
ODE TO THE GREAT LORD!
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squeaky930
1 decade ago
haha that's awesome!
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forever_styles
1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.
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ParticipationAward*
1 decade ago
Thats fu>king hilarious!!! *dies of laughter*
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cassiewassy156
1 decade ago
*Pokes with a stick* Oh god! you can't be dead!
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ParticipationAward*
1 decade ago
*twitches and continues laughing* :b
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lilmisslittle
1 decade ago
nice
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StarsareRachelBerry
1 decade ago
You are now my hero
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1 decade ago
I love that <3
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soup6996
1 decade ago
that is great!
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cassiewassy156
1 decade ago
Thank you ;D
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