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One Direction Academy Principal: Simon Cowell Teachers: Zayn

One Direction Academy

Principal: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Zayn Mailk, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Harry Styles
Substitutes: Eleanor Calder and Perrie Edwards
Language: 1D
Detention: Sitting with Caroline Flack
Maths: Learning to 1D math song and figuring it all out
Science: Finding out what your kids with the boys would look like using modern technology
English: Writing fanfics
History: Learning about the 1D boys' family history
Geography: Learning about England and Ireland
Music: Learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments
Drama: learning how to make and reenact video diaries
Physical Education: exersize by dancing (inbetweeners dance, pat the dog screw the lightbulb, stop the traffic let 'em through, the row, etc.)
Business Studies: Calculating sales totals
Marketing: Promote their album
Agriculture: Taking care of turtles and cats
Technology: Making GIFS, usage of Tumblr and Twitter
School Transport: 1D bus, magic carpets, wardrobes (for Narnian residents)
Uniform: 1D merchandise, Toms, supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans, chinos

52 Comments

hbailz 1 decade ago
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greatest school EVER. <3
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xXxGymnasticsXxX 1 decade ago
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Oh god this quote makes me want to weep for humanity
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sky* 1 decade ago
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Me too. You'll get hate for that, though, because that's just how Directioners act. "OMFG. UR SO STOOPID AND JEALOUS THEY HAV TALENT ND U DONT BI/TCH. GO DIE."
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sky* 1 decade ago
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*Some directioners.
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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sorry, not sorry?
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KatiiLouisex3 1 decade ago
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I know I want to reply in support of this comment but I don't know exactly what to say. This seems to have solved the problem though
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AlyssaBreanne* 1 decade ago
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Omg I want to go here!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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LUNCH. Nando's !
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Ashwe110 1 decade ago
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Ok so where do I enroll? asdfghjkl I need to go here
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Ggirls7luvr 1 decade ago
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stop it omg i want this ahaha
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Ok I already on the uniform. In like twenty colors lol. I have three pairs of rolled jeans and four toms lololol. Imma be good.
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MadeOfPaper 1 decade ago
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Kevin is the mascot.
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LoveAlwaysMe 1 decade ago
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What about Kevin? We don''t take care of birds?
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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Kevin's the class pet c:
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LoveAlwaysMe 1 decade ago
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so taking care fo him is part of class. seems legit llol copying the comment below me xD
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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lmfao ^-^
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kem_119 1 decade ago
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seems legit
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Maddyhj 1 decade ago
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Omfg, where do I sign up?
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Softballgirl15 1 decade ago
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I would like to be enrolled :)
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singergirl2017 1 decade ago
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Where can I sign up??<3
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forever_styles 1 decade ago
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this is amazing.
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converse97 1 decade ago
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Is there a way to get expelled
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AlyssaXx4434 1 decade ago
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I wanna join, it sounds so much better than the hell hole I go to
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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haha me too!
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Eli123qwe 1 decade ago
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me three. gimme a map to get there?
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Water307 1 decade ago
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It honestly breaks my heart that Danielle cannot be a substitute teacher...
And Paul and Preston can be the bus drivers..
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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Yeah I know. I was still debating whether or not to include Danilelle )':
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Water307 1 decade ago
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Yehhh... The ship that no one thought would sink, has sunk...
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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I know ):
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_crazy_cutie_5678 1 decade ago
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Well, I think you just described what hell will be like for me. ;__;
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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sorry, not sorry?
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Whor_an 1 decade ago
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PAUL CAN BE THE JANITOR XDDDDDDDDDD
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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago
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lmfao of course (x
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Whor_an 1 decade ago
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hahahha <3
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Whor_an 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, i think i would actually pay attention and actually get good grades. lmfao
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