before you kiss a girl:
- pull her waist
- pull her close to your body
- look into her eyes
- whisper in her ear "ravioli raviolo give me the formuoli"
- sacrifice your soul to the dark lord
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smarterthanthou
1 decade ago
Well that escalated quickly
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Gleek1
1 decade ago
dang i know you didnt steal this from me and stuff but still i didnt get this many faves. you should write a book called the perks of being witty famous ahah
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[deleted]
1 decade ago
I've already sold my soul to the devil.
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Ashwe110
1 decade ago
I just died reading this because at first i though it was going to be the same one i always see so i was about to keep scrolling then i saw "Dark lord" and i was like wait what? then i read it and i was like " ASFGADHKLKFDGL"
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Starcrossed*
1 decade ago
this is perfectioN
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