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Me: Hey, I like your shirt. Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

31 Comments

Kittyatethehuman 1 decade ago
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IM YOUR CHILD???? MOMMY!!!!!!!!!(Yes, a pale Puerto Rican, get over it.)
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tess212121 1 decade ago
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My mom looked at me funny as I read this cause I was just sitting on the couch giggling.
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Nomoretrust 1 decade ago
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Thanks for making me almost pee my pants xD
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whoaitsnessa 1 decade ago
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hey this is my post from tumblr! lol
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kiaranine 1 decade ago
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my life=made
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Mandy324 1 decade ago
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Lol, i can almost imagine the commercial that they would make for this.
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odd 1 decade ago
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no
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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What?
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odd 1 decade ago
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woah omg sorry wrong quote
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Aha okayy
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fearless12xoxo 1 decade ago
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hahaha!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. *BRAG ABOUT IT*
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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I'd be "them" and my grandma-nani would be you. Except, my shirts are only like.. 10-35.
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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''''cause they're soft''''
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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THEY ARE
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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can you talk to me on my profile or text me? MAJOR is going down, bro.
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Eli22b 1 decade ago
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You can text me. but it might take a while between answers, I'm like smack dab in the middle of 2 essays, a letter and a science project.
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roseth0rn 1 decade ago
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okay. I will :D
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converse97 1 decade ago
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omg i can't this is literally the funniest thing
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AmandaxXx 1 decade ago
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Hahahaa!! I peed myself!! I love burlington coat factory so much, you can actually get alot of cheap clothes there.
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TurnThePaige 1 decade ago
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HAHAHA this made me lol hahahaha
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LoveAlwaysMe 1 decade ago
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what is air? xD rofl
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lovelife17 1 decade ago
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Hahahahhaa
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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Is that a store
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Yeah
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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oh ok
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HeyImWeird 1 decade ago
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You live near Burlington?
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Yeah, the town in Ma. and one of the stores.
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HeyImWeird 1 decade ago
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Oh!!!! I thought you were talking about Burlington, Vermont!!
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Nah, Burlington Coat Factory. Haha
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HeyImWeird 1 decade ago
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Hahaha :)
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posted December 6, 2012 at 3:27pm UTC tagged with funny

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