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Sweet Brown Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop, and I thought

Sweet Brown
Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop, and I thought someone was barbequing. I said Oh Lord ,Jesus theres a fire! Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin' Jesus! I ran for my life, and then the smoke , gagged me! I got bronchitus...
Ain't nobody got time for that!
I don't mean to be mean, but I just love this! :) 



 


5 Comments

mariahelisabethann 9 years ago
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MY MOM SAID THIS TODAY AND I LOOKED AT HER LIKE, "B I T C H YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT STUFF ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!"
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ImJustMeh 9 years ago
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can i like this comment for some reason i was laughing here for bout 7070707070 minues
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Softballgirl15 9 years ago
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haha oh my gosh! my mom did that too!
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mariahelisabethann 9 years ago
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Sorry for the caps rage. I tend to do that more than I should.
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Softballgirl15 9 years ago
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Oh haha it's all good ;D
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Softballgirl15

posted December 6, 2012 at 10:22pm UTC tagged with funny

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