*Civics class.
I still kind of like this guy...*
Him:
*Throws binder at me*
Me:
*Catches it* You're not getting this back
Him:
*Tries to get it back but fails
Him: Fine. I'll just hug you
until you give it back
Him:
*Wraps arms around me from behind*
Me:
You're still not getting this back
True story, happened today