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The only optomism I can ever seem muster is telling myself that
The only optomism I can ever seem muster is telling myself that it could be worse.
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posted December 9, 2012 at 12:00am EST tagged with
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I have screwed up 66% of my teenage life. [ ] Kissed someone before dating [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school [x] Gotten caught chewing gum [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test Total so far: 1 [x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times [x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times [x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it [x)Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Total so far: 5 [ x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school [x] Text people during class [x] Passed notes [x] Threw stuff across the room [x] Laughed at the teacher Total so far: 10 [ ] Took pictures during school hours [x] Called someone during school hours [x) Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours Total so far: 12 [ ] Threw something at the teacher [ x] Went outside the classroom without permission  Broke the dress code [ ] Failed a class [x] Ate food during class Total so far: 14 [ ] Been called the worst student [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly [ x] Didn't take your stuff to school [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking Total so far: 16 [x ] Faked your parents signature [ x] Slept in class [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back [x ] Copied homework [ x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean [x] Thrown food in the lunch room Total:22... DAAYMN! Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life. nmqf
People are always saying that life is full of odds and ends, so here's to all the odds who dont know their ends.
------------------------- The star of the football team h a s a b l i n d d a d who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown &+ many amazing plays. The couch is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play." ♥ ------------------------- Not mine. I just love it
when i'm in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." MILA.
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