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Wife: Honey, can you please help me with the Garden? Husband:

Wife: Honey, can you please help me with the Garden?
Husband: Do I look like a Gardener?
Wife: Honey, the toilet it broken..
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?

(Later that day the Husband went out for lunch and when he came back everything was fixed.)

Husband: Did you fix all this?
Wife: No, the neighbors son did it. 
Husband: Oh ok..
Wife: He said make me a burger or sleep with him.
Husband: You made him a burger, right?
Wife: Do I look like Burger King?

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posted December 13, 2012 at 3:42am UTC tagged with funny

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