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Men used to say "Why marry the cow when you can get the
Men used to say
"Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free"
Girlies,, now these days I think we can ask
"Why take home the whole pig
if all we want is a
little sausage"
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Brenna ;)*
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posted December 14, 2012 at 11:32am UTC tagged with
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You my dear, are like the first piece of bread everyone touches you but no one really wants you :)