On the phone with my mom while hanging out
with friends...
Mom: hi
honey
Me: Hi, mo-
Friend one: Pass the weed!!
Friend two: Honey have you seen my pants?
Friend three: SUN DON'T CHUG THE BOOZE
Friend four: Pass me a joint
Mom: ....
Me: ...
Friends: HONEY GET BACK IN BED
Mom: Sunset, come home. NOW
Me: ...FML
Me: Hi, mo-
Friend one: Pass the weed!!
Friend two: Honey have you seen my pants?
Friend three: SUN DON'T CHUG THE BOOZE
Friend four: Pass me a joint
Mom: ....
Me: ...
Friends: HONEY GET BACK IN BED
Mom: Sunset, come home. NOW
Me: ...FML
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Nice try though.