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Okay before the world ends, I need you all to know a dark secret


Okay before the world ends,
 I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.















I let the dogs out.
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goawayanthony* 1 decade ago
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you bada ss son of a bit ch
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Beanie* 1 decade ago
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so, after they did, how long did they bark woof woof woof woof??
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punkyally99 1 decade ago
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D': SERIOUSLY? COME ON MAN... MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
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emy 1 decade ago
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haha thats who did finally all life mysteries are solved
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lilmisslittle 1 decade ago
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SCREW YOU MAN
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX 1 decade ago
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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queezle* 1 decade ago
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omggg dying hahahahahahahaha
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StarsareRachelBerry 1 decade ago
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I guess if we're confessing secrets



I touched McHammer
and it felt good.
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xolive_laugh_loveox 1 decade ago
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you did too??
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SaveAdaliax33 1 decade ago
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the walrus let the dogs out O_O didnt see that coming
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ImSailingAway 1 decade ago
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I started singing the song:p
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24601* 1 decade ago
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Umm... REALLY? It took me hours, FOUR HOURS TO PUT THEM IN BED.
YOU let them out?
You never confessed?
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theWalrus 1 decade ago
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I never had time to confess, we ran straight to canada. IT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.
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24601* 1 decade ago
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You should've TAKEN THE CONSEQUENSES. iT ISN'T FAIR, BECAUSE I WAS JAILED FOR LETTING THEM OUT. BUT I DIDN'T LET EM OUT. YOU DID. THIEF! CRIMINAL!
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livlivo 1 decade ago
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Hahahahahaha my day is made
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lollypopgrl7 1 decade ago
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omg i just laughed for like 5 minutes straight, made my day
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Cammie 1 decade ago
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lololol.
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TaliaMaarie0405 1 decade ago
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i was your partner in crime
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gmarie 1 decade ago
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:O it was you????
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ThatsSoMeee 1 decade ago
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all this time.. it was you? :O
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Lolsorue_girl 1 decade ago
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xD omg xD you just made my day xD
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theWalrus

posted December 20, 2012 at 3:23pm UTC tagged with funny

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