Me: *Complaining about having a bad track
meet.
Him: It's just indoor track!
Me: I know but still! I'm super
competative...!!
Him:
It's not a big deal, you don't need to commit ritual
suicide here, you haven't brought disgrace to your ancestors,
and I promise the gods of indoor track won't smite you because
you had a bad race..
Me: Shutup, lmfao.
Him: I promise hun <3