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u wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement.



u wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. it is Jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

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Beanie* 1 decade ago
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that would be really awkward..
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summer_sage

posted December 23, 2012 at 8:37am UTC tagged with funny

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