Mom: Hey sweetie, can I use your laptop? Me: Yeah sure. Mom:

Mom: Hey sweetie, can I use your laptop?
Me: Yeah sure. 
Mom:
Me:
Mom: *Opens laptop*
Mom: What is witty profiles?
Me: *Panics*
Me: *Runs over to laptop*
Me: *Grabs laptop*
Me: You didn't see anything.
Mom:
Me: 
Me: *Runs upstairs*