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Me in my first year of school: Please help me... Friend: No..

Me in my first year of school: Please help me...
Friend: No..
Me: fine, i'm not gonna be your friend then!
Friend: Fine..

Me now: Help me dude
Friend: No.
Me now: mkai bye.

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posted December 25, 2012 at 12:25am UTC tagged with funny

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diputsyllaer may sound dumb, but backwards it is really stupid. Fave if you get.
Teenagers *Chapter One.* I woke up and I was already late for school. "Dad, you should have told me, your so evil!" I grinned "Ah, Sorry. I thought you would be awake by now, lazy." my dad smiled back while frying something. "Whats that?" "Its chicken, Erin. Fried chicken-" "oh.. why would you make fried chicken at this time, its not even sunday yet and its not time for dinner yet, obviousl-" "Erin, its for breakfast." My dad laughs quickly. My dad was obviously going crazy. Fried chicken, seriously. "You are crazy. Im not really hungry right now, sorry dad. Save it for dinner, kay?" "Alright, erin. fine." my dad said, a little upset. * * * I was at school near the lockers. I saw Ryan, and Alice coming my way. "hey, guess what?" Alice asked me. She didn't even wait for me to answer. "Aiden invited us to a party, you know. The guy in six form." "What! Omg, thats awesome!" I said quickly, but as i thought about it i started to get worried.. "Why would he invite us? We're only 15. Well, Im the only one. Ryan is almost 15 and you are 14, Alice." "Come on, Erin. Don't be so stupid, we just have to go. Everyone will think we are cool-" I cut her off. "Anything could happen, Alice. Im not sure about this.." "Erin, your so sensible all the time. Just chill. Nothing will happen, it will just be a cool, party. People will be there, so nothing could really happen." "Alice, I know you really want to go. I kind of do aswell, ill think about it. but thats all, okay?" "Thanks erin, your the best" Alice says excitedly.

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