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"Chiffinch came up a moment later and paid the man for his silence, but it soon became known throughout England that the king was so fascinated with his new mistress-- a pale but enthusiastic young unknown-- that he'd locked himself in an inn with her for two solid weeks, enjoying her so much that he never once poked his head out." Ok so I'm pretty much an English prostitute that the King constantly has with but no one knows who I am.

"I checked facebook every 5 minutes, but he was not on it" - he's after me

"Until the grownups come to fetch us we'll have fun." -Lord of the Flies

"That comment would later be fodder for satire and further condemnation of Jackson by mainstream media, who able to use it for laughs and giggles."

Did I say something wrong?

"No big deal." I mumbled, but I didn't move.

...Lmfao

I dont recognize my own voice, Im so nervous! hahahahahahha

"Get it over with, now."

"We'll find out soon, won't we?"

MINE WAS TALKING ABOUT WEED BROWNIES!

"We are all going to the beach."

"I was doing it, and it felt natural" hahahhaa :P

"This seems wildly out of sync with the line of filthy men snaking behind the steam tables" Water For Elephants bahaha

i was sitting in the dining room eating giant triple chocolate muffins. (phahahha) x

there was nobody like that.

they have two different sizes of padding, the larger of the two is used when they are wearing dark clothes.

"It's me."... WHAT.

She could barely keep her footing because of the champane spilled on the floor...

"fantastic, if you like being bored beyond the valley of bordem into the universe of very dull" and the book is called knocked out be my nunga nungas. Xl

I am wearing a blue velvet dress and little shoes with a button strap

there was a special bond between the two