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Mistletoe? more like mistleNO. hahahahaha i'm funny. someone




Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.

someone please date me.











 

50 Comments

funnybunny4 9 years ago
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Lol this is the truest thing I've heard all day
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polinaagoldberg* 9 years ago
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me.
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BeKaHlYnN 9 years ago
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omg omg love it!!! ahaha
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jimboslice3 9 years ago
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I'm your wingman... I can set you up with Chase ;)
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sammy* 9 years ago
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No and no. Funny thing is you like me......lol
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jimboslice3 9 years ago
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Well the funnier thing is tht u like me...
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sammy* 9 years ago
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good point lol
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rainbow15 9 years ago
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my life.
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AlyssaBreanne* 9 years ago
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Omg hahahaha I love this!!!! And I love you!!! Hahahahah
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sammy* 9 years ago
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Aww thanks so much!! Love you too!!!
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sarnotsav 9 years ago
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my quote.
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sammy* 9 years ago
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? sorry....i didnt mean to steal...i saw it on tumblr and thought it was funny(: sorry bout that!:(
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sarnotsav 9 years ago
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its fine! i was iactually kinda pumped that it was good enough to be jocked...:)
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sammy* 9 years ago
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hahah sorry i really didnt mean to! lol
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sarnotsav 9 years ago
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dont worry about it! as i said, it was a pretty big milestone in "internet childhood"
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sammy* 9 years ago
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hahaha thank you!! great quote btw! :D
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sarnotsav 9 years ago
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thanks!:) leave it up for other to see! your wayy more known on here then me:)
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sammy* 9 years ago
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omgg people keep sayingg that!! lol thanks but i dont think so...idk why people think so!!! i make a few quotes...but im like nothing on here!! lol
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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700 is still a lot i have like ten be happy(:
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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who's quotes have you seen more of, mine or phillies99 ? c:
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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tbh phillies99
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Travis Allred* 9 years ago
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You can date a refrigerator
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dolph* 9 years ago
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No he's taken.
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budcool 9 years ago
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ya by me :D
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dolph* 9 years ago
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Well we're having an affair.
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budcool 9 years ago
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he is cheating on me??!?!?!? well thats fine the food cabinits are into me
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dolph* 9 years ago
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I'm boinking the oven.
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budcool 9 years ago
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the oven isnt my type
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sammy* 9 years ago
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omg i would LOVE that<333 lol :P
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Travis Allred* 9 years ago
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He got EVERYTHING you needs!
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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tho
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sammy* 9 years ago
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LOL. danielle ily<33
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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i know
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sammy* 9 years ago
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hahaha(:
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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love you too;*
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sammy* 9 years ago
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i knowww(:
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sammy* 9 years ago
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ikr!! lol
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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you're witty-popular
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sammy* 9 years ago
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danielle you have over 1,000 followers i havnt even made 700 yet lol trust me...i dont really think im "witty popular" you are WAY more popular than i am!
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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girl please look at my quotes they have like 5 faves, you'll get 1,000 followers in no time and go way past me. Girl you're more witty popular
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sammy* 9 years ago
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okay, if i'm witty popular to you, you must be like 100000340982057094758974897398 x mroe witty popular because you have sooooo many followerss!! lol and ur quotes are amazing!!
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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not really bb, you > me
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sammy* 9 years ago
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*<
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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wrong
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sammy* 9 years ago
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nooooonooooonoooo daniellee your quotes are seriously perfecttt!!!!!
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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no
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sammy* 9 years ago
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yesss
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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girl plz
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sammy* 9 years ago
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:))
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posted December 25, 2012 at 9:08pm UTC tagged with funny

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