Funny Quote #6526397
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Mistletoe? more like mistleNO. hahahahaha i'm funny. someone

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.

someone please date me.

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50 Comments

funnybunny4 1 decade ago

Lol this is the truest thing I've heard all day

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polinaagoldberg* 1 decade ago

me.

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BeKaHlYnN 1 decade ago

omg omg love it!!! ahaha

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jimboslice3 1 decade ago

I'm your wingman... I can set you up with Chase ;)

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sammy* 1 decade ago

No and no. Funny thing is you like me......lol

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jimboslice3 1 decade ago

Well the funnier thing is tht u like me...

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sammy* 1 decade ago

good point lol

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rainbow15 1 decade ago

my life.

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AlyssaBreanne* 1 decade ago

Omg hahahaha I love this!!!! And I love you!!! Hahahahah

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sammy* 1 decade ago

Aww thanks so much!! Love you too!!!

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sarnotsav 1 decade ago

my quote.

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sammy* 1 decade ago

? sorry....i didnt mean to steal...i saw it on tumblr and thought it was funny(: sorry bout that!:(

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sarnotsav 1 decade ago

its fine! i was iactually kinda pumped that it was good enough to be jocked...:)

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sammy* 1 decade ago

hahah sorry i really didnt mean to! lol

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sarnotsav 1 decade ago

dont worry about it! as i said, it was a pretty big milestone in "internet childhood"

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sammy* 1 decade ago

hahaha thank you!! great quote btw! :D

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sarnotsav 1 decade ago

thanks!:) leave it up for other to see! your wayy more known on here then me:)

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sammy* 1 decade ago

omgg people keep sayingg that!! lol thanks but i dont think so...idk why people think so!!! i make a few quotes...but im like nothing on here!! lol

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

700 is still a lot i have like ten be happy(:

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

who's quotes have you seen more of, mine or phillies99 ? c:

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

tbh phillies99

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Travis Allred* 1 decade ago

You can date a refrigerator

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dolph* 1 decade ago

No he's taken.

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budcool 1 decade ago

ya by me :D

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dolph* 1 decade ago

Well we're having an affair.

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budcool 1 decade ago

he is cheating on me??!?!?!? well thats fine the food cabinits are into me

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dolph* 1 decade ago

I'm boinking the oven.

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budcool 1 decade ago

the oven isnt my type

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sammy* 1 decade ago

omg i would LOVE that<333 lol :P

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Travis Allred* 1 decade ago

He got EVERYTHING you needs!

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

tho

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sammy* 1 decade ago

LOL. danielle ily<33

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

i know

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sammy* 1 decade ago

hahaha(:

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

love you too;*

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sammy* 1 decade ago

i knowww(:

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sammy* 1 decade ago

ikr!! lol

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

you're witty-popular

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sammy* 1 decade ago

danielle you have over 1,000 followers i havnt even made 700 yet lol trust me...i dont really think im "witty popular" you are WAY more popular than i am!

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

girl please look at my quotes they have like 5 faves, you'll get 1,000 followers in no time and go way past me. Girl you're more witty popular

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sammy* 1 decade ago

okay, if i'm witty popular to you, you must be like 100000340982057094758974897398 x mroe witty popular because you have sooooo many followerss!! lol and ur quotes are amazing!!

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MyWittyProfile 1 decade ago

not really bb, you > me

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sammy* 1 decade ago