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At A Family Party Grandma: So... what'chya got there, sonny?

At A Family Party

Grandma: So... what'chya got there, sonny?
Cousin: A rubix cube...?
Grandma: Cool... Got girls as friends?
Cousin: Yeah...?
Grandma: oh, good. Good. Got a girlfriend?
Cousin: No.
Grandma: So these girls you're friends with... they are just friends?
Cousin: Yes Grandma.
Grandma: And you've got your rubix cube?
Cousin: Yes...?
Grandma: You can figure it out. You must have a lot of time on your hands since you don't have a girlfriend.
Cousin: What are you trying to get at, Grandma?
Grandma: *places hand on knee* It's okay to be gay.

Me:
Cousin:
Santa:
Mom:
Harry Styles:
Wes Stromberg:
Obama:
Grandpa:
The old crank pot down the street:
Crocodile in Australia:
Abraham Lincoln:
Bambi:
Everyone Previously Mentioned:
*falls off of chairs laughing and spills everything on the counters, tables, and plates*

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posted December 25, 2012 at 9:30pm UTC tagged with funny

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