Funny Quote #6538853
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i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless guys with "swag"

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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41 Comments

khadijaismyname 1 decade ago

i had a dream where i killed all the people who were 'offensively funny' and their original material, too. it was called making fun of the genocide of millions of other people isn't funny.

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hamster_maria 1 decade ago

love it

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art of hatred* 1 decade ago

Told this to my friends, they laughed and told me it's the funniest thing I've ever said. Told it I found it from an amazing girl, and they said that she was awesome and clever. Still love this quote. <3

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WatermelonSeed 1 decade ago

A movie should be made of this dream :D

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afroditiRe 1 decade ago

nice...^.^

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

Um, This is really offensive... I'm black and and just because i'm black doesn't mean I steal people's toasters...

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BlackButterflies 1 decade ago

saw all the comments on this quote and decided to tune in to the raging that was probably going on. i wasnt disappointed.

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goofball527 1 decade ago

about my previous comment sorry for the hate i didnt mean it i couldnt see the "y" and i thought it was an "h" and i was confused and offended but this is funny SORRY!!

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

Don't worry about it, it's not really a big deal. We all read things wrong every now and again

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Amenah 1 decade ago

What?! This isn't offensive, I don't know why they've got their knickers in a twist. XD lmao I almost spat out my orange juice when I read this.

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LacedRibbon 1 decade ago

God you guys act like babies shut up its annoying stop being offended all the time and grow some balls. God I'm going back to tumblr.

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jimboslice3 1 decade ago

Day=made

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Lolsorue_girl 1 decade ago

you just made my day

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LilyLunaPotter 1 decade ago

I'm not even Jewish and this made me cringe...

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goofball527 1 decade ago

first off this is really offensive to all the Jews (me) especially because holocaust jokes just are not funny and cannot be joked about this is really serious.

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goofball527 1 decade ago

sorry i didnt get the joke didnt mean to be rude im sorry!!!!!

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RingoStar 1 decade ago

saying this as a jew, this is not a "joke" about the holocaust. i agree with you on the fact that the holocaust is not something to joke about. it was a terrible and low part of our history as humans. BUT, this is not an offensive joke. in fact, it's actually pretty funny.

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abkamel* 1 decade ago

(Although it will not affect my following statement I will just say I am also a Jew) But holocaust actually means destruction. And besides this wasn't making fun of THE Holocaust it was just making fun of people who say they have "swag"

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