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Mom: Maybe you should go outside and make some friends. Me: Sometimes

 

Mom:  Maybe you should go outside and make some friends.

Me:  Sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.

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HeyImLeaf 1 decade ago
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lol pitch perfect
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