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A bunch of guys join Witty: A lot of girls: OMG!!! Hi, welcome!

A bunch of guys join Witty:

A lot of girls: OMG!!! Hi, welcome! Wanna be my witty best friend?

Me: *hisses*

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posted January 1, 2013 at 10:21pm UTC tagged with funny

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