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cousin: you smell like shiz(you know what I mean) me: you look
cousin: you smell like shiz
(you know what I mean)
me: you look like shiz
cousin: you look just like me
me: yeah but i make shiz look hot
cousin: you know what Jess? suck my duck.
(again, you understand)
I like to bond with my family .
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posted January 10, 2013 at 8:34pm UTC tagged with
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so i just tried that "throw a dart at a map and travel to whereever it lands" and I got Philidelphia. I live there .
today I went to school. with my glasses, not contacts messy buns, not curled hair sweat pants, not jeans an old shirt, not name brand & I felt beautiful, not worthless for once