How my last phone call
went
Girl: STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND, HE
DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What are you talking about?
Girl: DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, MARIAH! STOP
TRYING TO TOUCH ON HIM. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What? I just got this phone number.
Girl: YOU'RE A RETARTED WITCH. JACOB
DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: Jacob from Twilight?
Girl: STOP ACTING STUPID AND LAY OFF OF JAKE.
Me: Bella, I thought you liked Edward.
Girl: MY NAME ISN'T BELLA. MY NAME IS ALEXA
AND I'M JACOBS GIRL, SO STOP TRYING TO GO AFTER MY MAN.
Me: Edward?
Girl: NO, JACOB. ARE YOU STUPID?
Me: I'm just confused, because I thought that
Bella, being you, chose Edward, not Jacob.
Girl: YOU'RE A DIRTY WITCH. JUST STOP TRYING
TO BE WITH MY MAN, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU.
Me: Have a nice day, Crazy Bella. *hangs up*