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How my last phone call went Girl: STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND,

How my last phone call went
Girl: STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What are you talking about? 
Girl: DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, MARIAH! STOP TRYING TO TOUCH ON HIM. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What? I just got this phone number.
Girl: YOU'RE A RETARTED WITCH. JACOB DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: Jacob from Twilight?
Girl: STOP ACTING STUPID AND LAY OFF OF JAKE.
Me: Bella, I thought you liked Edward.
Girl: MY NAME ISN'T BELLA. MY NAME IS ALEXA AND I'M JACOBS GIRL, SO STOP TRYING TO GO AFTER MY MAN.
Me: Edward? 
Girl: NO, JACOB. ARE YOU STUPID?
Me: I'm just confused, because I thought that Bella, being you, chose Edward, not Jacob.
Girl: YOU'RE A DIRTY WITCH. JUST STOP TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU.
Me: Have a nice day, Crazy Bella. *hangs up*

12 Comments

abkamel* 1 decade ago
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I just choked on my jelly bean
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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Jelllyyy Bellly Beans.... Excuse my awkwardness
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vannessa245 1 decade ago
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LMFAO I laughed so hard have a nice day crazy Bella and then h randomly say Edward?
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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Lol Yeah. I was like omg, and this happened more than once. One time a guy called me talking about if I went to the bathroom at the gas station and saw his surprise and I was like OMG *hang up*
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vannessa245 1 decade ago
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whoah see his surprise why does this happen to you but that convo killed me at one point in my life i had a complete conversation with a person that claimed they knew me
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AllTheWittians 1 decade ago
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*same account as Caitlin918* I change my number often, because one- i get way too many prank calls and 2 people always seem to find my number when I don't want them, too, And now I only answer the phone to my mom and brother and other close friends!
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vannessa245 1 decade ago
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yeah i dont give out my number to much i have people give me their number and i tell them not to give out my number
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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Yeah, one time my friend got mad at me and wrote my number on the board where everyone could see it.
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vannessa245 1 decade ago
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thats the worst then some random people u have some classes with will be like hey who is this im like wtf who are u... im jus happy i dont have a blackberry cause bbm all u have to do is ask for a pin den bam stalked for life by some creep
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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LOL.ikr. I changed my number 4 times.
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vannessa245 1 decade ago
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4 times ive only changed my number once and that was cause someone i didnt noe got my number and they called and texted me creeps.. but did u have a legitimate convo like the one in ur quote with that person
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* 1 decade ago
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Yes. she called me back, too and then the next day my mom had my number changed.
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posted January 12, 2013 at 1:35pm UTC tagged with funny

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