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HOW TO NOT GET A 3RD DEGREE BURN FROM A POPTART: 1)Put Poptart
HOW TO NOT GET A
3RD DEGREE BURN
FROM A POPTART:
1)Put Poptart in toaster
2)Wait for it to toast
3)When it comes out, FLING it across the room and hope it lands on the plate
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posted January 13, 2013 at 1:48am UTC tagged with
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