“Every girl is
expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a
classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a
Jamaican dance hall [butt], long Swedish legs, small Japanese
feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old
boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll [boobs]. This is why
everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey