Me talking to my stepdad
Him:What's that in the road?
Me: I don't know, slender man?
Him: Im going to find out.
Him:*Walks to the road*
*5 minutes later*
Him: You were right, it was Slender Man
Me:Then why arent you dead?
Him: Cause I'm just that cool.
Me:............
True Story Bro