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No Guy Ever: You're so pretty and amazing. Will you be my
No Guy Ever:
You're so pretty and amazing. Will you be my girlfriend?
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posted January 18, 2013 at 8:58pm UTC tagged with
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Friend: I miss my boyfriend Me: So do I Friend: He calls me baby Me: He calls me fan Me: Sometimes fans like plural Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too. Friend:
you're adorable as hell BUT I'M GLANCING AT YOUR WRIST <<<<<
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