Me: I'm so tired
I could sleep for a year.
Me: *gets in bed*
Me: How did they come up with words
Me: How was the earth created
Me: How does the interent even work
Me: Who made microwaves
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Feels bad about something I did 4 years
ago
Me: Remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: *wishes my mind would shut up*