Funny Quote #6591255
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Me: Mom, everyone's going. Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum:
You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me:
This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.

True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

11 Comments

*sammi* 1 decade ago
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I remember that once happening to me too.
But instead of Channing Tatum it was Francisco Lachowski
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xoxjillxox101 1 decade ago
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omg i died! hahaha i love you! loll and btw.. Channing Tatum is mine, and always will be.. but you can borrow him sometime if you want... maybe..
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CarterStylinson 1 decade ago
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OMG I CANT TOO FUNNY
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Eli123qwe 1 decade ago
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this is your last warning now stay away from my future husband. thank you:)
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AlwaysSmiling95 1 decade ago
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omg this is sooo funny hahahhaha thank you for making my day <3
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Channing Tatum+You+Bed+Whipped Cream=Life xD
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ElleRain10 1 decade ago
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You forgot witty!
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Nah, it's Meagan and I's joke that we were arguing over yesterday xD
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everythingcrazy 1 decade ago
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HahahahahaHAHAHA!!! I just died right there and then came back to life....so magical.
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collapse* 1 decade ago
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LOL we all know hes thinking it....ahhh :') that was a knee slapper...
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gray22 1 decade ago
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you're funny haha :) (seriously not sarcastic, i'm being nice hehe) x
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posted January 23, 2013 at 3:15pm UTC tagged with funny

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