Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen
and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the
computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called
"let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself
into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself
into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a
follower.
True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he
was thinking it.
But instead of Channing Tatum it was Francisco Lachowski