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Story time! So, today, we had a guest speaker for my Careers

Story time! 

So, today, we had a guest speaker for my Careers class. She said she needed a volunteer who was wearing a jacket, and I was wearing one. So, she asked if I'd like to come up in front of the class. I said "No, not really...", but she made me go up there anyway. She made me take my jacket off in front of the whole class, which was awkward because my sweater sticks to my jacket and my crush is in that class. Yeah. So, then, she tells me that I had a stroke and I can't use my right arm. So, naturally, I respond with "Lovely..". Well, that gets everyone, including my crush, laughing. So, the lady makes me try and put on my jacket without using my right hand! I looked like a fish with only one fin.... and asthma. Yeah, it was embarassing. So, she shows me a way to do it that makes me look like a moron because I didn't figure it out in the first place. This whole time, my crush is sitting there, laughing (and smiling the cutest smile ever, I might add). When I finally get my jacket back on, she tells me good job, and I ask if I can sit back down. 

The whole point of this story was that my crush was laughing/smiling at me the whole time...

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posted January 23, 2013 at 3:32pm UTC tagged with funny

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